January 2012
Watchstfuphilip:
Slam poetry I
In case you missed it. I know it’s upside down.
magesticmermaidmagic asked: Please do other videos! The poetry is beautiful, and it'll just give me an excuse to stalk your face again xoxo, <3
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WatchSlam poetry I
Philip: Have you ever been in the shower and you've had to poop, but you don't wanna get out, so you poop in your hand and then put it in the toilet?
Me: ....No.
Philip: Okay, well you have you ever been pooping at a friend's house, and you poop in your hand and then put it in the toilet so it doesn't sound loud?
Me: Also no.
Philip: Never?
Me: No.
Philip: Oh.
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I'm looking for places to read my slam poetry.
This week has been so weird. I hope you guys are having a good time with life and stuff. It rained all day today. I did a tech interview for a production my school is doing. Did I tell you my grandma’s in the hospital? She fell down and has been there since Sunday. I visited her today and she looked pretty happy. I wandered around the corridors of the hospital and that was pretty chill....
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I don't think he likes me anymore.
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They talk about how the piece of straw that breaks...
Well this is it for me, every single shitty thing that has happened since Senior year started is just coming like a flood. I can’t even. I’m tired, but I have work. I would give anything to hibernate like a bear until next year. I just want to pick up my things and go to a remote mountain and live alone with a clan of pugs. I’m just sitting here listening to Brand New. My...
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What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here, you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
A word that does not exist in the English...
sylvysparrow:
Ya’aburnee Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
that’s beautiful.
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no! we must wait 5 seconds
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
