- Philip: Have you ever been in the shower and you've had to poop, but you don't wanna get out, so you poop in your hand and then put it in the toilet?
- Me: ....No.
- Philip: Okay, well you have you ever been pooping at a friend's house, and you poop in your hand and then put it in the toilet so it doesn't sound loud?
- Me: Also no.
- Philip: Never?
- Me: No.
- Philip: Oh.
Original poster: shennansshenanigans
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